I Looked Up My Symptoms Online & Turns Out I Just Have Co-Workers.

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I'm Totally Going To Spend Saturday Cleaning. And By Cleaning, I mean Day Drinking & Spraying Everything With Febreeze.

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I'm Not ANTI SOCIAL, I'm Selectively Social. There's a Difference.

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Not To Brag, But I Totally Got Out Of Bed Today

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Complaints Will Be Taken In The Order In Which They Were Received

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We Are Best Friends Because Everyone Else Sucks

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I'm Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes I'm Sleeping.

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Not All Who Wander Are Lost Some Are Moms Hiding From Their Children

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A Morning Without Coffee Is Like Sleep!

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No Stupid People Beyond This Point!

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When Life Hands You Lemons, Grab The Tequila & Salt and Call Me Over!

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I'm Outdoorsy In That I Like Getting Drunk On Patios

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